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Posted on 1st Jul at 1:50 AM, with 4 notes

Arceus created the universe. Rhydon was the first Pokemon to ever exist ever. Mew is the genetic ancestor of all Pokemon.

Which came first?

Arceus existed before the universe existed. Rhydon and Mew did not. However, Arceus cannot have come first because Rhydon was the first Pokemon to exist, and Mew is Arceus’ genetic ancestor.

Mew is the genetic ancestor of all Pokemon, including Rhydon and Arceus. However, Mew cannot have come first because Arceus existed before the universe while Mew did not, and Rhydon was the first Pokemon to exist.

Rhydon was the first Pokemon to ever come into existence, before even Arceus and Mew. However, Rhydon cannot have come first because Mew is its genetic ancestor and Arceus existed before the universe while Rhydon did not.

Again…who came first?

Tagged: #Pokemon, #Paradox,
Posted on 26th Jun at 4:03 PM
Things that bug the shit out of me
  • People who cosplay as characters but look nothing like those characters (i.e. Fat Sailor Moon, Non-buff Armstrong, Female Ed Elric, Short Lupin, Tall mid-series Ed Elric, You wear glasses but the character you’re cosplaying does not)
  • Fanmade songs about a series that aren’t parodies
  • Incorrect characterization
  • Yaoi/Yuri between two canonically straight characters

Please stop. Tuxedo Mask isn’t gay, Mario would never sing a song about his love for Daisy (who was only being saved in like one or two games anyway), Winry doesn’t care only about Ed’s automail, and Zelda isn’t a greasy fat girl.

Posted on 26th Jun at 3:49 PM, with 62,799 notes

thatwasmeanish:

sunflowersforamy:

I wonder what would happen if somebody invented a video game wherein your vision is first-person camera and you never see a reflection or yourself or hear your own voice but you basically just have to do standard action game stuff and then at the end of the game it goes into third-person camera and BAM TURNS OUT YOU WERE A LADY ALL ALONG I would just be interested to know how that would be received by the gaming community

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Posted on 26th Jun at 3:34 PM

A Final Fantasy III song that sounds like it had been done in the FFVII era.

Posted on 2nd Jun at 12:27 AM, with 3,367 notes

lacioffi:

There are game devs.
And then there is Kojima.

Posted on 2nd Jun at 12:25 AM, with 16 notes

blastortoise:

I hate when I’m playing Dota and people wait till literally 2 seconds before the creeps spawn to pick their fucking lane and then try and tell me that I should go to a different lane. No I’m staying in my lane you can eat a dick

That’s like when guys go on chatroulette to look for girls, then ask why they’re finding nothing but pingas.

Even though chatroulette is literally known for being a 24/7 pingasfest.

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:44 PM

Is it just me or does it feel incredibly fucked up and wrong when a cosplayer doesn’t look identical to the character they’re cosplaying?

Not saying they don’t look good (unless you’re one of those “I made my costume with a budget of $2 and even though people say it’s not a well-made costume I’m sure they mean I look identical to the character” people), but when I’m expecting the character and not getting it something just feels wrong.

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:47 PM, with 73,161 notes

idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:42 PM, with 232,289 notes

meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

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